| parent: | why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends |
| me: | well they turned into a cunt |
IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK
(Source: geekyandpointless, via virtual-virginity)
she turns on tv and guess who she sees? skater boy being arrested for drug possession
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nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
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hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
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